Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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