I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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