So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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