People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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