WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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