Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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