what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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