her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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