This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I want to make a zoo with you.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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