Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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