I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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