Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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