I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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