grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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