Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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