I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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