the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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