People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
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