The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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