Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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