Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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