He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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