you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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