I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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