I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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