I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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