using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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