I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
no, he came in my armpit
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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