Duck Duck Cougar?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I want a musical about memes.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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