Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
True college students do jello shots in the library
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