About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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