He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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