And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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