used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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