It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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