I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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