idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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