his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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