i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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