I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
