New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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