ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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