Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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