She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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