Need sex. Gaining weight.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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