Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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