My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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