Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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