On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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