there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
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