I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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