Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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