no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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