i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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