I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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