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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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