Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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