im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
