Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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