3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Also, beer. Big fan.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You are the jesus of drinking
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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