I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
