I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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